The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0100 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0100AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0200AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0229AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0537AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0657AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0696 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0696AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0791 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0791AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0864 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0864AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1067 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1614 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1614NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1654 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1654NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.12
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1695 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1695NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.23
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1704NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1846 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1846NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1987NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2266 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2300 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2300TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2311 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2388 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2388TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2391 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2391TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2686 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2686TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2852 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2852TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2914 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2914TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2922TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3158 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3158TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3221 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3221TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.