The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0012 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0012AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
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Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0235 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0235AAPL
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Rarity54.5
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0244 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0244AAPL
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Rarity57.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0268AAPL
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Rarity50.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
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Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0340 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0340AAPL
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Rarity58.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
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Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
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Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
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Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0459 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0459AAPL
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Rarity47.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
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Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0517 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0517AAPL
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Rarity52.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0658 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0658AAPL
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Rarity57.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0752 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0752AAPL
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Rarity42.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0899 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0899AAPL
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Rarity48.36
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0913 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0913AAPL
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Rarity58.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0938 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0938AAPL
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Rarity50.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0951 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0951AAPL
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Rarity62.74
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1000 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1000AAPL
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Rarity45.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1099 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1099AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1118 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1118NVDA
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Rarity54.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1175 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1175NVDA
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Rarity58.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1301 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1301NVDA
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Rarity60.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1527 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1527NVDA
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Rarity46.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
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Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
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Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
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Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
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Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
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Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
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Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1901 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1901NVDA
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Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1902 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1902NVDA
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Rarity55.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1913 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1913NVDA
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Rarity48.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
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Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1941 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1941NVDA
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Rarity54.88
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1966NVDA
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2003 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2003NVDA
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Rarity57.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2053 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2053NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2255 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2255TSLA
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2406 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2406TSLA
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Rarity59.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
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Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2649 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2649TSLA
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Rarity66.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2826 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2826TSLA
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Rarity52.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2830 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2830TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2889 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2889TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3004 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3004TSLA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3015 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3015TSLA
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Rarity49.81
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3167 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3167TSLA
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3255 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3293 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3310 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity74.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 56 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.