The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0016 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0016AAPL
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Rarity44.83
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0017 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0017AAPL
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Rarity40.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
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Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0059 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0059AAPL
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Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0083 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0083AAPL
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Rarity50.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0102 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0102AAPL
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Rarity39.54
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
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Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0115AAPL
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Rarity46.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0137 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0137AAPL
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Rarity42.7
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0150 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0150AAPL
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0156 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0156AAPL
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Rarity50.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0164 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0164AAPL
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Rarity42.36
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0178 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0178AAPL
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Rarity41.38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0180 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0180AAPL
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Rarity43.29
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0197 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0197AAPL
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Rarity42.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0210 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0210AAPL
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Rarity40.3
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0227 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0227AAPL
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Rarity39.14
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0234 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0234AAPL
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Rarity41.16
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0237AAPL
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Rarity41.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
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Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0258 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0258AAPL
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Rarity43.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
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Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0274 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0274AAPL
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Rarity53.71
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0280 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0280AAPL
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Rarity52.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0286 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0286AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0306AAPL
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Rarity58.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0309 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0309AAPL
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Rarity40.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0315 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0315AAPL
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Rarity46.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0328 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0328AAPL
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Rarity37.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
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Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0357 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0357AAPL
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Rarity36.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0378 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0378AAPL
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Rarity43.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0406AAPL
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Rarity42.42
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0437 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0437AAPL
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Rarity43.66
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0445 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0445AAPL
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Rarity47.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
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Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
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Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0464 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0464AAPL
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Rarity50.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
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Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0476 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0476AAPL
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Rarity39.77
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0493 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0493AAPL
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Rarity46.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0494 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0494AAPL
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Rarity39.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0500 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0500AAPL
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Rarity46.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0503 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0503AAPL
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Rarity49.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0525 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0525AAPL
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Rarity39.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0528 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0528AAPL
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Rarity48.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0536 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0536AAPL
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Rarity37.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0541 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0541AAPL
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Rarity42.98
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0549 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0549AAPL
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Rarity42.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0551 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0551AAPL
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Rarity42.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0555 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0555AAPL
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Rarity41.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0563 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0563AAPL
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Rarity47.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0566AAPL
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Rarity46.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0583 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0583AAPL
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Rarity49.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0604AAPL
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0617 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0617AAPL
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Rarity50.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0652 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0652AAPL
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Rarity40.44
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0666 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0666AAPL
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Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
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Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.