The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0456 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0456AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0609 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0609AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.54
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0685 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0685AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0699 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0699AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0737 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0737AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0851 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0851AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0941 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0941AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1086 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1125 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1125NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1438 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1438NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1831 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1831NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.2
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1892 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1892NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1940 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1940NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2025 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2025NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2248 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2812 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2812TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.03
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2908 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2908TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3045 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3045TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3254 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.