The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0010 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0010AAPL

#0051AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0122 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#0122AAPL

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Rarity50.09

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0130AAPL

#0149AAPL

#0318AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0548 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on royal

#0548AAPL

#0592AAPL

#0619AAPL

#0672AAPL

#0807AAPL

#0962AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0994 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#0994AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.04

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1069AAPL

#1110AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1113 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink

#1113NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.17

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1125 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1125NVDA

#1180NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1274 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt

#1274NVDA

#1351NVDA

#1361NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#1365NVDA

#1381NVDA

#1487NVDA

#1500NVDA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#1653NVDA

#1790NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1876NVDA

INTERN

Rarity66.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#2017NVDA

#2139NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2176 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#2176NVDA

#2248TSLA

#2579TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#2761TSLA

#2886TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#2978TSLA

#3329TSLA

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.