The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0340 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0340AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
INTERN
Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0523 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0523AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0598AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0602 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0602AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0658 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0658AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0702 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0702AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0814 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0814AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1038 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1083 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1083AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1263 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1263NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.48
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1301 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1301NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1343 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1343NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1345 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1345NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1830 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1830NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1941 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1941NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1952 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1952NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.33
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2068 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2068NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2219 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2289 — a white cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2289TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2416 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2416TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2787 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2787TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3070TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3104 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3104TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3208 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3208TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.