The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0003 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0003AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0268AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0296AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0317 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0317AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1175 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1175NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1206NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1256 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1256NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1686 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1686NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1919 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1919NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2044 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2044NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2219 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2351 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2351TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2406 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2406TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2420 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2420TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2642 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2642TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.71
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3232 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.13
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3262 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.