The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0235 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0235AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0251 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0251AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0259 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0259AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0365 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0365AAPL
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Rarity57.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
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Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
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Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0440 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0440AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.17
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0523 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0523AAPL
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0702 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0702AAPL
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Rarity54.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0710 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0710AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0729 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0729AAPL
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Rarity50.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0752 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0752AAPL
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Rarity42.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
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Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
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Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1096AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1205 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1205NVDA
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Rarity52.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1287 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1287NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1343 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1343NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1345 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1345NVDA
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Rarity59.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1530 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1530NVDA
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1588 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1588NVDA
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Rarity44.29
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1626 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1626NVDA
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Rarity47.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1659 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1659NVDA
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Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1691 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1691NVDA
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Rarity50.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1730 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1730NVDA
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Rarity53.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
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Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
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Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1816NVDA
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Rarity44.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1929 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1929NVDA
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Rarity63.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
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Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2076 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2076NVDA
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Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2098 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2098NVDA
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Rarity44.25
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2129NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.36
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2165 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2165NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2185 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2323 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2323TSLA
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Rarity49.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2548TSLA
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Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2616 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2616TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2648 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2648TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2687 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2687TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2787 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2787TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
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Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2828 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2828TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2889 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2889TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3118 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3118TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3167 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3167TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3208 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3208TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3214 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3214TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3236 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3284 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3298 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3298TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.