The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1145 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1145NVDA
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Rarity43.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1151NVDA
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Rarity48.18
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1162 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1162NVDA
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Rarity62.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1163NVDA
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Rarity46.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1165 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1165NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
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Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1203NVDA
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Rarity61.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1204NVDA
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Rarity42.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1208 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1208NVDA
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Rarity52.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
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Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
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Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1288NVDA
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Rarity41.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1308 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1308NVDA
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Rarity51.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1324 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1324NVDA
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Rarity40.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
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Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
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Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1374 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1374NVDA
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1375 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1375NVDA
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Rarity52.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
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Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1377 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1377NVDA
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Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
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Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
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Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1387NVDA
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Rarity60.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1397 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1397NVDA
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Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1403 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1403NVDA
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Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1404 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1404NVDA
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Rarity44.21
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1431 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1431NVDA
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Rarity67.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1445 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1445NVDA
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Rarity42.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
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Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1452 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1452NVDA
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Rarity50.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1461 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1461NVDA
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Rarity41.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1462 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1462NVDA
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Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
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Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1477 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1477NVDA
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1498 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1498NVDA
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Rarity65.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1502 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1502NVDA
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Rarity41.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1510 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1510NVDA
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Rarity50.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
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Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1566NVDA
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Rarity56.42
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
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Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1590 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1590NVDA
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Rarity58.04
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1640 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1640NVDA
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Rarity52.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1646 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1646NVDA
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Rarity60
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1661 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1661NVDA
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Rarity47.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
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Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
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Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1716 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1716NVDA
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Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1732 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1732NVDA
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Rarity41.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1760 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1760NVDA
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Rarity52.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1768 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1768NVDA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1793 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1793NVDA
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Rarity48.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1799 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1799NVDA
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Rarity47.54
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1802 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1802NVDA
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Rarity52.59
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1804 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1804NVDA
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Rarity42.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1808 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1808NVDA
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Rarity59.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
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Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1846 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1846NVDA
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Rarity53.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1858 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1858NVDA
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Rarity52.43
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1883 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1883NVDA
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Rarity55.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.