The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
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Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
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Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0337 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0337AAPL
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Rarity54.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0437 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0437AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
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Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0694 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0694AAPL
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Rarity55.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0720 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0720AAPL
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Rarity43.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0756 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0756AAPL
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Rarity62.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0783 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0783AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.46
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1070 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1070AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.52
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1175 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1175NVDA
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Rarity58.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1219 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1219NVDA
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Rarity49.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1649 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1649NVDA
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Rarity58.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1671NVDA
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Rarity53.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1751 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1751NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2103 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2103NVDA
INTERN
Rarity69.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2233 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2233TSLA
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Rarity47.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2374 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2374TSLA
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Rarity51.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2969 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2969TSLA
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Rarity42.84
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3180 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3180TSLA
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Rarity49.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3222 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3222TSLA
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Rarity53.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3232 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3232TSLA
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Rarity55.13
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3238 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3238TSLA
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Rarity53.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3262 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3262TSLA
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Rarity50.92
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3299TSLA
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Rarity50.99
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.