The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
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Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0132 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0132AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0288 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0288AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
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Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0316 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0316AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0343AAPL
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Rarity60.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
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Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0421 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0421AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0515 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0515AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.87
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0564 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0564AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0614 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0614AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0623 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0623AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.53
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0674 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0674AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0703 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0703AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0726AAPL
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Rarity55.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
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Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0759 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0759AAPL
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Rarity48.44
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0827AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0844 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#0844AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1047 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1196 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1363 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1363NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1464 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1464NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#1469NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1474 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1474NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1512 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1512NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#1516NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.