The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0674 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0674AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0726AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0946 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0946AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1464 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1464NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1582 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1582NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1583 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1583NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.7
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1672 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1672NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1720 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1720NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2354 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2354TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2546 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2546TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2611 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2611TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2671 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2671TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#2710TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2737 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2737TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2848 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2848TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3056 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3056TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3183 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3183TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.