The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0061 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0101 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0132 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0132AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0587AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0590 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0590AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0748AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0827AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0873 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0873AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1196 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1608 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1608NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1662 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1662NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1769 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1769NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1960 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1960NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1983 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1983NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2282 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2282TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2312 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2354 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2354TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2611 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2611TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#2710TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2983 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2983TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#3321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 52 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.