The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0132 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0132AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0288 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0288AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0421 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0421AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0590 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0590AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0748AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0877 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0877AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0879 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0879AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
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Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1047 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1196 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1275 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1275NVDA
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Rarity52.68
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1503 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1503NVDA
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Rarity44.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1582 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1582NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1600 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1600NVDA
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Rarity50.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1615 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1615NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1687NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1720 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1720NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1769 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1769NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1801 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1801NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1806 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1806NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1815NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
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Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1960 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1960NVDA
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Rarity41.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2062 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2062NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2174 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2298TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2318 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2354 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2354TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2482 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2482TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2500 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2500TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2535 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2535TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2546 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2546TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.