The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0061 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0316 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0316AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0343AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0421 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0421AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0587AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0614 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0614AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0726AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0748AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0827AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0873 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0873AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0939 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0939AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.18
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0946 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0946AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1196 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1363 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1363NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#1469NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1662 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1662NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1769 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1769NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1806 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1806NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2172 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2298TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2312 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2354 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2354TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2589 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2589TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2752 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2752TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2811 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2811TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2848 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2848TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3035 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3035TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3065TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.94
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3216 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3216TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 52 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.