The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0101 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0421 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0421AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0423 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0423AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0590 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0590AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0946 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0946AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1512 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1512NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1769 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1769NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2354 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2354TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2601 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2601TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3056 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3056TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3183 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3183TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.