The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0056 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0288 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0288AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0515 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0515AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.87
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0674 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0674AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0703 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0703AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0812AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0877 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0877AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0939 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0939AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.18
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1338 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1338NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1341 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1341NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1608 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1608NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1672 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1672NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2012 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2012NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2016 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2016NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2172 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2298TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2318 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2482 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2482TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2611 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2611TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2811 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2811TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2848 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2848TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3127 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3127TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3154 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#3154TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3216 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3216TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3256 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 50 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.