The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
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Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0128 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0128AAPL
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
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Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0199 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0199AAPL
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Rarity41.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0211 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0211AAPL
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Rarity51.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
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Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
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Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
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Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0291 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0291AAPL
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Rarity52.98
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0322 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0322AAPL
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Rarity45.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0363 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0363AAPL
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Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0369 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0369AAPL
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Rarity40.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0381 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0381AAPL
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Rarity35.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
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Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0483AAPL
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Rarity46.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0485AAPL
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Rarity42.13
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0486 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0486AAPL
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Rarity43.17
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0491 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0491AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0519 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0519AAPL
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Rarity49.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
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Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
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Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0663 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0663AAPL
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0677 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0677AAPL
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Rarity46.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0687 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0687AAPL
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Rarity54.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
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Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0705 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0705AAPL
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Rarity47.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0802 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0802AAPL
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Rarity35.18
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
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Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0816 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0816AAPL
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Rarity57.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
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Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0869 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0869AAPL
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Rarity40.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0872AAPL
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Rarity38.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
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Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0889 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0889AAPL
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Rarity44.57
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0903 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0903AAPL
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Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0920 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0920AAPL
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Rarity48.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0937 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0937AAPL
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Rarity47.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
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Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0967 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0967AAPL
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Rarity56.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0969 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0969AAPL
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Rarity45.66
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0976AAPL
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Rarity48.39
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
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Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1029 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1029AAPL
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Rarity40.36
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1064 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1064AAPL
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Rarity44.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1078 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1078AAPL
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Rarity55.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
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Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1115 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1115NVDA
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Rarity44.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1123 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1123NVDA
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Rarity52.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1124 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1124NVDA
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
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Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
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Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1142 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1142NVDA
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Rarity46.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1156 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1156NVDA
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Rarity46.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
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Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1214 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1214NVDA
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Rarity44.88
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1222 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1222NVDA
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Rarity44.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1234 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1234NVDA
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Rarity53.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1246 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1246NVDA
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Rarity57.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.