The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0125AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0373 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0373AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0501 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0501AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.82
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0574 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0574AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0580 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0580AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0632AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0888 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0888AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1189 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1194 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1444 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1444NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1507 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1507NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1821 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1821NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2153 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2153NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.08
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2357 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2357TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.74
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2477 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2477TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2489 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2489TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2638 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2638TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2763 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2763TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2944 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2944TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2982 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2982TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3089TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#3205TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3320 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.