The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0049AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0125 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0125AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.1
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0183 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0183AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0472 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0472AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0632AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0979 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0979AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1114 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1444 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1444NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1478 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1478NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1485 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1485NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.88
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1507 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1507NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1828 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1828NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2197 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2239 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2239TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2279 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2279TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.5
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2357 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2357TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.74
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2439 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2439TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2477 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2477TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#2597TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2780 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2780TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.25
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2944 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2944TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3124 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3124TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3179TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.29
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3186 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3186TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#3205TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3260 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3319 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3320 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 44 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.