The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0621 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0621AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1022 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1828 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1828NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2179 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.04
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#2597TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2754 — a mint cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2754TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2765 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2765TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.6
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2915 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2915TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3210 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#3210TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.