The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0036 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0538 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0538AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0558 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0558AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0599 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0599AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0909 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0909AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0943 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0943AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1251 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1251NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2198 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2198NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2797 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2797TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3230 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#3230TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.