The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0002 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0002AAPL
Mascot
Rarity62.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0086 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0261 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0261AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0300 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0300AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0344 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0344AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0432 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0432AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.07
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0570 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0570AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0582 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0582AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0834 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on royal
#0834AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0897AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0928 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0928AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1006 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1053 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1311 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1311NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1325 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#1325NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1358 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1358NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1422NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1471NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1511 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1511NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.15
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1550 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1550NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1723 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1723NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.17
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1946 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1946NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.12
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1957 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1957NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2135 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#2170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2190 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2426 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2426TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2478 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2478TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2502 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2502TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2645 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2645TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2706 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2706TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2707 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2707TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2762 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2762TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2872TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2887 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2887TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2893 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2893TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2932 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#2932TSLA
INTERN
Rarity70.68
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2994 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2994TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3084 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3084TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3114 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3114TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3120 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3120TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3174 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3174TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3290 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 55 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.