The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0661 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0661AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0793 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0793AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1148 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1148NVDA
INTERN
Rarity73.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1779 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1779NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.98
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1812 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1812NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1937 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1937NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.12
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1971NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2009 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2009NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.63
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2064NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2614 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2614TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.88
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3044 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3044TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3150 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3150TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.