The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0086 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0120 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0120AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0154 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0154AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0661 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0661AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0793 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0793AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1437 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1437NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1471NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#2170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2478 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2478TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2614 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2614TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.88
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2897 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2897TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2957 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2957TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3290 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.