The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0120 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0120AAPL

#0344AAPL

#0784AAPL

#0928AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#0929AAPL

INTERN

Rarity59.46

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#1018AAPL

INTERN

Rarity60.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1035 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1035AAPL

#1148NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1193 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1193NVDA

#1311NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1422NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.3

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1946 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1946NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.12

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1957 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1957NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.89

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#1971NVDA

INTERN

Rarity66.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#1972NVDA

INTERN

Rarity62.75

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter

#2064NVDA

#2193NVDA

#2360TSLA

#2502TSLA

#2614TSLA

#2887TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2897 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#2897TSLA

#2929TSLA

#2994TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3225TSLA

#3290TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.