The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0199 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0199AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0278 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0278AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0381 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0381AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0502 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0502AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0557 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0557AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0623 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0623AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.53
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0644 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0644AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0668 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0668AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.55
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0747 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0747AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0964 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0964AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.62
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0977 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0977AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1053 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1061 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.69
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1189 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1234 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1234NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1242 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1242NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1311 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1311NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1492 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1492NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1511 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1511NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.15
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1550 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1550NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1575NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1620 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1620NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1696 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1696NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1712 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1712NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1826 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1826NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1894 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1894NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.