The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0002 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0002AAPL
Mascot
Rarity62.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0118 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0118AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0165AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.05
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0343AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0487 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0487AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0502 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0502AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0533 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0533AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0580 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0580AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0622 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0622AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0629 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0629AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0632AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0844 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#0844AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0897AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0949 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0949AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1006 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1220 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1226 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1226NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1363 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1363NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1474 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1474NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1620 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1620NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1652 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1652NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1753 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1753NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1782 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1782NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#2170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2211 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2214 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.9
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2264 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2460 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2460TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2562 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2562TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2645 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2645TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.