The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0154 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0154AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0281 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0281AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0451 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0451AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0538 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0538AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0621 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0621AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0678 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0678AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1022 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1181 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1181NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1754 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1754NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1828 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1828NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2041 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2041NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.