The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0078AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0080 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0895 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0895AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1190 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1356 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1356NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.9
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1742 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1742NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1868 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1868NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1983 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1983NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2010 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2010NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2314 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2465 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2465TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2501 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2501TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2614 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2614TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.88
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2884 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2884TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3331 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#3331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.62
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.