The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0078AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0128 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0128AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0285 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0285AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0423 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0423AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0558 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0558AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.28
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0573 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0573AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.31
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1154 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1356 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1356NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.9
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1457 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1457NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1880 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1880NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1971NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1981 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1981NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1999NVDA
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Rarity51.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2064NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2356TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2753TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3044 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3044TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3150 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3150TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.