The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0056 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0343AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0654 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0654AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0741AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0812AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1220 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#2170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2460 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2460TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.