The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0833 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0833AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1266 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1266NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1781 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1781NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1981 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1981NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2127 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2127NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2500 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2500TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2630 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2630TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2835 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2835TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#3321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.