The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
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Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0483AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0545 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0545AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0802 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0802AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.18
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0841 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0841AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0844 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#0844AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0869 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0869AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0926 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0926AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
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Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1290 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1290NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1363 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1363NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1389 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1389NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1422NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1449 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1449NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.35
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1638NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1787 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1787NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1946 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1946NVDA
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Rarity54.12
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1967NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2001 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2001NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2016 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2016NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2043 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2043NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2079 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2079NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2319 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2537 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2537TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2549 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2549TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2585 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2585TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2591 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2591TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2598 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2598TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2777 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2777TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2780 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2780TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.25
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2797 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2797TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: mint 11.2%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.