The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1389 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1389NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1602 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1602NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1608 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1608NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1707 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1707NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2190 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2797 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2797TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3044 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3044TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.