The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0319 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0319AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0385 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0385AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1004 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1242 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1242NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1511 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1511NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.15
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1545 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1545NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1575NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2292 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2442 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2442TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.15
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2589 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2589TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2910 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2910TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3035 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3035TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3258 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.