The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0877 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0877AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1029 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1029AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.36
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1064 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1064AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1279 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1279NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2096 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2096NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3268 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.