The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1154 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1189 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1189NVDA
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Rarity55.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1234 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1234NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
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Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1242 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1242NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1260 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1260NVDA
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Rarity53.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1279 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1279NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1289 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1289NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1306 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1306NVDA
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1311 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1311NVDA
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Rarity55.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
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Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
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Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
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Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
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Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1492 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1492NVDA
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Rarity49.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1503 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1503NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1511 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1511NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.15
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1543 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1543NVDA
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Rarity50.71
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1545 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1545NVDA
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Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1550 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1550NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1575NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1604 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1604NVDA
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
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Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1620 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1620NVDA
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Rarity53.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
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Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1696 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1696NVDA
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Rarity41.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
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Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1712 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1712NVDA
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Rarity54.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
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Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
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Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
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Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
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Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1812 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1812NVDA
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Rarity50
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1826 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1826NVDA
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Rarity43.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
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Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1867 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1867NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1868 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1868NVDA
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Rarity54.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1894 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1894NVDA
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Rarity49.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1968 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1968NVDA
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Rarity41.24
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
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Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
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Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1999NVDA
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Rarity51.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2020 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2020NVDA
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Rarity40.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2058 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2058NVDA
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Rarity39.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2096 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2096NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2135 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2197 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2222 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2222NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.