The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0165AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.05
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0300 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0300AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0472 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0472AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0621 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0621AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0667 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0667AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0835 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0835AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.47
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0946 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0946AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1008 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1008AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1077 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1124 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1124NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1135 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#1135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1193 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1213NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1259 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1259NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1321 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1321NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1325 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#1325NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1358 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1358NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1402 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1402NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1524 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1524NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1690 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1690NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.65
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1843 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1843NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.25
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1963 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1963NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2009 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2009NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.63
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2184 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2184NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2671 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2671TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2673 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2673TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2825 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2825TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3190 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3190TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3197 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3197TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3206 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3206TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3319 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3330 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 49 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.