The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0363 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0363AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0653AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.47
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0779 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0779AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0839 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0839AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.82
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0872AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0882 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0882AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0892 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0892AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0917AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.46
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0919 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0919AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0928 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0928AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0958AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1047 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1224 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1224NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1635 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1635NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1753 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1753NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1849 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1849NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.31
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2041 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2041NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2325 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2328 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2328TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2347 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2347TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.78
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2355 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2355TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2454 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2454TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2685 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2685TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.16
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2867 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2867TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2872TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2949 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2949TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2972 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2972TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3065TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.94
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3145 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#3145TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.18
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3307 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3315 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3315TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.92
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.