The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0839 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0839AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.82
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0958AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1457 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1457NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2325 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2355 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2355TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2408 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2408TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2610 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2610TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2695 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2695TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2917TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2949 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2949TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3176 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3176TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.