The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0211 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0211AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0414 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0414AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0726AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0759 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0759AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0809 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0809AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0969 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0969AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.66
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1332NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1707 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1707NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1765 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1765NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.4
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1885 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1885NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2070NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2101 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2101NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.46
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2157 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2157NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2457 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2457TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2502 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2502TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2528 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2528TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2589 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2589TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3099 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3099TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.