The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0056 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0209 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0209AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0501 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0501AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.82
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0574 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0574AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0966 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0966AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0976 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0976AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.39
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0993AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.89
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1035 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1078 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1078AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1297 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1297NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1464 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1464NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1977 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1977NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3069TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.