The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0209 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0209AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0285 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0285AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0343AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0678 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0678AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0834 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on royal
#0834AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0974 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on butter
#0974AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1123 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1316NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1398 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1398NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1591 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1591NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1999NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#2170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2546 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2546TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2987TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.