The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
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Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
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Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0025AAPL
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Rarity58.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
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Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
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Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
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Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0049AAPL
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
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Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
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Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0078AAPL
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Rarity54.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
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Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
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Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
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Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0124 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0124AAPL
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Rarity43.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
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Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
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Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0154 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0154AAPL
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Rarity71.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0158 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0158AAPL
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0165AAPL
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Rarity52.05
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0167 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0167AAPL
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Rarity63.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
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Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
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Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0183 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0183AAPL
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Rarity50.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
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Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
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Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
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Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
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Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
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Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0254AAPL
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Rarity55.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
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Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
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Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
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Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0278 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0278AAPL
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Rarity44.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0281 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0281AAPL
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Rarity49.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
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Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
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Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0300 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0300AAPL
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Rarity56.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
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Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0316 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0316AAPL
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Rarity46.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
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Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0363 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0363AAPL
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Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0386 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0386AAPL
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Rarity49.56
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0418 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0418AAPL
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Rarity45.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
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Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
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Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0469 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0469AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0472 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0472AAPL
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Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0483AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0487 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0487AAPL
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Rarity50.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0502 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0502AAPL
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Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
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Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.