The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0154 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0154AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0281 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0281AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0487 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0487AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0621 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0621AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0844 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#0844AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1135 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#1135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1181 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1181NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1213NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1234 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1234NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1303 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#1303NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1325 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#1325NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1615 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1615NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1781 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1781NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1828 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1828NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2009 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2009NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.63
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2041 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2041NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2174 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2328 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2328TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2337TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.32
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2797 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2797TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2867 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#2867TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2900 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#2900TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2968 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#2968TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3093 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3093TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3145 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#3145TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.18
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3202 — a cream cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#3202TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3276 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 58 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.