The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0120 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0120AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0213 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0213AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0344 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0344AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0352 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0352AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0385 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0385AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0414 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0414AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0614 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0614AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0711 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0711AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0759 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0759AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0763 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0763AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1077 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1148 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1148NVDA
INTERN
Rarity73.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1278 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1278NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1545 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1545NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1690 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1690NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.65
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1807 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1807NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1908 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1908NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1957 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1957NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1967NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2589 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2589TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2638 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2638TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2752 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2752TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2887 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2887TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2910 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2910TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2941 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2941TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3035 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3035TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3223 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.