The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0056 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0298 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0298AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.47
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0533 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0533AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0812AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0858 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0858AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0897AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1058 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1569 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1569NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1782 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1782NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2102 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2102NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2264 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2611 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2611TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2720 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2720TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2927 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2927TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3330 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.