The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0124 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0124AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0538 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0538AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0779 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0779AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0809 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0809AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1486 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1486NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1599 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1599NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1641 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1641NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1889 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1889NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.21
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1899 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1899NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2250 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2335 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#2335TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2436 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2436TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2490 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2490TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2540 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2540TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2892 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2892TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3023 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3023TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3120 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3120TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.