The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0310 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0310AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0557 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0557AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0908 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0908AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.82
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1300 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1300NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1599 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1599NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1608 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1608NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1899 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1899NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2036 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2036NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.25
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2172 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2172NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2190 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2372 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2372TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2701 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2701TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2971 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2971TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3023 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3023TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3230 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#3230TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.